woulda, shoulda, coulda

i'm guilty of it too but i really hate pissers and moaners about times past and opportunities wasted .and i'm sure we all know at least one person who's a chronic moaner .or pisser if you prefer .anyway i really don't get why someone would want to be so focused on something they have no way of changing .all you can do is make note of the past in order to change how you let the future (that you are able to control) play out its easy to say what if this or what if that but at the end it is pointless .i also hate when something happens to me and someone else says "i wish that would have happened to me" and of coarse its easy to say what you would have done when you know how it has already played out .and that brings to mind a great joke

a cop pulls over a speeding cadillac and walks up to the driver and asks him "sir do you know how fast you were going?" and the driver responds "no sir i don't ,i guess it just kinda got away from me" and the officer says "well you were going 75 in 55 ,now i'll let you off with a warning this one time" and just as the driver is feeling relieved the officer takes out his flash light and whacks the guy on the fore head .an instant goose egg raises up and the guy in a really shocked voice exclaims "what the hell was that for?!?" and the officer calmly responds "well if you let this car get away from you again and another officer up the road pulls you over .he'll be able to see that you've already gotten a warning" now the officer walks to the passenger side of the car and asks the passenger to roll his window down and the officer without saying a word whacks him in the head too .and of coarse the passenger yells "why'd you hit me?" and the officer says "well i know yall are going to get a few miles up the road and you're going to look to your friend and say "boy if that cop would have done that to me.........!""