if you want me to do it you need to shut up about it

why the hell is it when someone asks you to do something they know you don't want to do they end up asking you so damn much you really don't want to do it .my dad claims to have vacuumed the kitchen and den last night and that it took him almost three hours .what in the hell is he smoking .unless you move at a snails pace it wouldn't take you three hours .not even if he mopped the floors and moved all the furniture like he says he did would it take you that long .we don't live in a furniture store .and the floors weren't that dirty

anyway this morning he asks me if i would finish vacuuming the rest of the house .i said yes cause i did tell my mom i'd do it yesterday but i ended up sleeping all day and all night so i didn't .but he asked me to vacuum and since then has asked me 20 times since .my mom woke me up last night to tell me i had a subway sandwich in the refrigerator. i didn't want it then but today at about noon i was getting hungry so i went to see if it was still there .it was and as i grabbed it out of the fridge my dad was walking in the house .he saw me with my sandwich and asks if i wanted to split "the" sandwich with him .it was only a six inch so i said no and then asked him "wasn't it for my supper last night anyway?" and he said "well yeah but you didn't eat it" i guess that in his mind meant i never wanted it? so i told him "i know i didn't eat it last night and i didn't eat breakfast this morning so i'm pretty hungry" and he says "well, i guess if you vacuum you can have it" .what the hell is going on here? .hes going to let me have my own sandwich that was meant for me if i do something i already agreed to do? .i held my tongue and eat my sandwich

.later my mom calls wanting to know the name of the coffee maker we have to buy one for work .so i go in the kitchen and spell the name to here .and when i'm done she asks me if i'm going to vacuum .she of coarse didn't know my dad had told already asked me .so i told her that he had and i said i would .she went on to ask me again if i would vacuum .not only that but asked me to redo some of where my dad had already vacuumed .i guess in three hours he still managed to leave trash .i didn't agree to redo what he had done cause i already have to vacuum the 80% of the house he didn't do last night

at this point i'm pretty pissed off and don't want to do it what so ever .my dad after waking up from his nap comes in my room and asks me who had called .and i told him it was mom .he then says "what'd she want .did she ask you to vacuum" and went on to remind me to vacuum .all i want to do now is beat the crap out of someone or something

if you want me to do something i don't want to do .its best not to ask me 50 more times after i agreed