i know you do it too

here’s a homework assignment for you .i want you to take note of the first word you say when you call a business .i bet that word is “yes” .why is that though .when someone answers your call and you says something to the effect of “hello this is mark how my i help you?” or “thanks for calling your local family bank how my i direct your call?” that certainly doesn’t sound like a yes or no question to me .yet i know i have said “yes” to those people who answered the phone

one theory (posed by my girlfriend) was that the yes corresponds to you thinking “yes ,this is where I was calling” .but if that’s so why say it out loud .i know i have a busted mind to mouth filter but is it a more serious and wide spread problem then i had perceived .if so it will make for some interesting gatherings