well snap to it

it kinda pisses me off that no one has invented a teleportation system yet .seriously how hard could making a machine to tear atoms apart .transport them via solar radiation and reassemble them anywhere on earth .why the hell is that so hard? if i was a tiny bit more familiar with solar radiation and atomic realignment (already knowing atomic deconstruction) .i'd have made it my damn self .but since we don't have anything like that .and i'm not more knowledgeable on the subject of solar radiation and atom re alignment .i have to wait days .even weeks for something i've bought to be shipped from where ever to me .and if you've read any of my blogs you should know i hate waiting .yet i'm a chronic procrastinator and no i'm still not sure how they manage to coexist yet they do .so i have to wait .and wait .and wait .and making it worse like i said yesterday .the stupid damn protesters shut down the bangkok airport halting my emerald from getting her for me .once its here i'm of coarse going to hoard it and stroke it and look at it and tell it how pretty it is .i'm kidding of coarse .kidding about everything but the hoarding .i wish i had more money because i'd buy a lot of gold and bury it in my backyard .but i digress .i really hate having to wait for something i've bought to be shipped to me .every time i hear a large truck go by i'm hoping it's a fedex or ups truck with my precious stuff .and that's no way to live