i grew it i should keep it

i really don't understand why we grow hair and finger and toe nails only if we have to cut them off .personal grooming is one thing i really despise having to do .shaving my head .trimming my nails .cleaning out my ears .brushing my teeth .and showering .hell just having to type all of that now has got me feeling lethargic .i guess i can understand why we have fingernails .needing them to pick and pry things and i suppose i get why they grow needing to be replaced when they are damaged .toenails too .though we don't pry with them any more our monkey predecessors did .but what the hell .we don't need them anymore lets chuck them already

hair on the other hand (if you're a masturbate chronically ) has no purpose and all we do is grow it and cut it .taking time away from what i'd like to do .like doing nothing .and there has to be a way to combine a shower and brushing your teeth in one step .maybe there should be a toothpaste/body wash/mouth rinse .there's a million dollar ideal no ones capitalized on yet .i mean hell there is already body wash/shampoo .it can't be that hard to make one that cleans your teeth too could it? and as a plus your whole body could have a minty fresh smell .although the act of brushing my teeth does make me sigh .i do love the feeling of clean squeaky teeth underneath my tongue