poop .wait .wait .wait .splash

as i’m sure you’ve read .i had staying at my grandma’s house in central louisiana .my grandma has passed away .i believe it was about two and a half years ago now .she lived an amazing and long life .she died about 2-3 months after we celebrated her 100th birthday .there are still many things here in her house to remind us of her .many things just by seeing and some you have to .put up with i guess is a way to say it for lacking a better way

she lived here in her house till she was around 97 .not only that but she lived alone for the last 20+ years .she had fallen and broken her hip .had it replaced .fell a year or two later and broke the other one .yet she still lived here alone .my uncle who live close by would stop in every day and check on her .he also put up rails and stuff to make it easier on her .one thing he did which is still something that anyone who stays here has to “put up with” (for lack of a better phrase) is the toilet raiser .um .i have no idea what you’d call it (other then a toilet riser) but you bolt it to the toilet using the mounting points the seat uses .then bolt the toilet seat to the top of it .it’s a hollow piece of plastic that raises the height of where you sit about 5 inches .but there are flaws with this one

for one .the toilet bowl is round .and the toilet riser is shaped like most toilets coming to a rounded point at the front .so if you sit on it (and are a man) to .relieve your bowels yet have to pee .you better aim straight down .because if you hit the front of that riser the pee will go down it .and then down the outside of the toilet .and of coarse then all over the floor and your feet .and yes that’s experience talking

and the other thing is that when you do relieve your bowels .the “relieved matter” has a nice fall to build up speed .might sound fine till it hits and turns the toilet into a bidet .making your sphincter snap shut faster then a jew’s wallet will the bill comes at a restaurant .yes that was a bit raciest but you laughed so you’re going to hell with me