bathroom frustration

i don't know if its me or the toilets but we just don't seem to get along .every toilet i've sat on .i've conquered .i guess its the toilet then .i've even conquered a toto toilet .and those are suppose to be one of the best brand toilets on the market .yet i managed to clog it

the worst feeling of fright i've had is clogging a toilet in someone else's home .its frighting to say the least .if you've never had the feeling consider yourself lucky .when i'm here at my house i know my toilet .if i clog it it usually clears on its own with a little time and several flushes .but when at a new toilet i never know how long it might take for the water to finally go down .and not everyone has the courtesy to have a plunger in their bathroom .and i mean a regular old style plunger .not one of those multi chambered things that don't do anything but splash water all over the place .anyway it is a scary feeling to clog a toilet in someone else's home .the first thing you do is of coarse look in every place for a plunger .if there is one .you don't really care what type it is at the time .the second thing you do is watch to see if the toilet is totally clogged it just backed up a little .cause if the water is going down you're in pretty ok shape .it means you can flush more then the one time .if it doesn't go down .you better hope there's a plunger cause if there's not you might be out of luck